I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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