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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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