Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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