awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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