Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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