It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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