How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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