So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
