i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
My dick has a subreddit
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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