I just made out with a guy for $7.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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