you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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