I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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