Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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