I'm eating all of the evidence.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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