Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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