You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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