At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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