it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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