went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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