I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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