areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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