i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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