O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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