no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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