so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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