Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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