your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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