in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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