Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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