Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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