i permit you to call me
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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