she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
