This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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