why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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