I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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