i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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