TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
