Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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