you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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