no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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