talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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