I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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