i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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