Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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