why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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