i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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