i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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