She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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