i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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