Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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