i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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