is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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