He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
your like the ambassador to my penis.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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