I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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