i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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